Archives Divers: novembre 2005

I find it really amazing how shit can happen with everything you touch sometimes...
Yesterday morning, I wanted to take a shower before going to work. I removed my cute pink dotted underwear, my 10 years old favourite t-shirt and jumped in the shower, praying God that I could open my eyes before getting at work. 2 minutes later, while I was enjoying the smelling of my marvelous Petit Marseillais soap, I smelled something unusual, almost stinky, until I eventually felt some ugly mud on my feet.

Jesus Christ (or something more vulgar), my drain is blocked!
At this very moment, an awful feeling of abandonment and fear grew in my mind... Ok, too late to clean it now, let's put half a litre of Destop in this stagnating water and let's see if it helps.
4 hours later: same problem. It seems I will need more than one bottle of Destop to get rid of this blocked pipe... Moreover, vapors of this toxic liquid affected my brain and now I'm almost sick. Yukk! Of course I tried the suction cup I won at a contest (yes, I know...), but this was worse than without it.

Since I am sure lots of people find this story very interesting, I may release a short movie about it, and why not a DVD that I will sell on eBay, to buy more Destop...

And did I mention I almost screwed our server at work?

Last night I have dreamed that I was listening to France Inter, and I heard our President Jacques Chirac talk about blumaise, this website. And this is the shortest post I have ever made here.

Here is my new friend Bjà¸rn, he has a new videogame. See how he looks happy.

What human beings can do with their brain, hands and imagination can sometimes overtake what you thought was possible. Some people have a forum for those who love to make things but who are not inspired by scrapbooking with die-cut teddy bears, cross-stitched home sweet home plaques, wooden boxes with ducks in bonnets painted on...

Beware, there are 45121 of those dangerous people, and their home is simply called www.crafters.org. But what you will find on this website will not be the regular knitting tip, or a tutorial on creating a cutting edge "Winnie the Poo" pull-over for your nephew. No, you will find digestive tubes, knitted Zelda top or a pimped lawnmower...

Perfect for rainy days.

Knitted digestive tube
Halloween Star Wars hat
Pimped kid car